If A "Cat Bandit" Were To Ever Sneak Into My Apartment

According to some (you know who you are), if I put the toilet paper on the roll going over, rather than under, I face the consequence of having all of my toilet paper unraveled onto the floor if a cat bandit were to sneak into my apartment. However, judging by this video, I think the over vs. under argument is pointless. Cat bandit in the bathroom equals disaster either way.



As an interesting side note...

68% like to hang toilet paper with the first sheet going over the roll, while 25% prefer to hang the first sheet under the roll.