There is a huge fashion faux pas that men in Seattle (and elsewhere) commit on warm and sunny days. That is, wearing long socks with shoes--or even worse, sandals--while wearing shorts as well. If you're legs are covered with pants, then we do not care. But please, for the sake of everyone, invest in some ankle-length socks. Your lower calf is not going to get cold and need warmth from your sock. Stop it. Just stop it. As of now, you're all officially on notice.
Thank you to my coworker for being a good sport and letting me take a photo of this atrocity. He is in the clear, seeing as how I had to have him hike up his jeans for me to prove my point. Regardless of that fact, these crimes of fashion must not stand. That is all.