New Dictionary Entry [Updated...Again]

Crackoon [kra-koon] n. - A raccoon that has consumed crack cocaine.

Addendum One:

Apparently the word Crackoon already exists. After googling the word, UrbanDictionary.com was the first entry. Here is that definition:

"a [crackhead] who digs through garbage and has dark bags under their eyes. much like a racoon."

My definition came in at #11.

Addendum Two:

Homocoon [hO-mO-koon] n. - A homosexual raccoon. This is an old term that some friends and I coined maybe a year or so ago. We now introduce it to the public. Use it as you will.