Wednesday, September 23, 2009

I've Found The Root Cause Of My Homosexuality

I have these to blame:

First of all, don't ask.  They were in a box with a bunch of other crap I've saved over the years.  Second of all, "all pornography is homosexual pornography."  By the way, that's a direct quote from Michael Schwartz, Senator Tob Coburn's (R-OK) Chief of Staff, speaking at the Values Voters Summit this past weekend.  Rachel Maddow has the story:

In my life, that claim might make sense, considering all the kittens me and my friend murdered the summer when we were both 13--or was it 14--years old.  Seriously, that's all we did.  We watched porn...all summer long.  I can't say nothing happened.  And then he stole my clothes.  Thanks for the memories, James!

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