First of all, don't ask. They were in a box with a bunch of other crap I've saved over the years. Second of all, "all pornography is homosexual pornography." By the way, that's a direct quote from Michael Schwartz, Senator Tob Coburn's (R-OK) Chief of Staff, speaking at the Values Voters Summit this past weekend. Rachel Maddow has the story:
In my life, that claim might make sense, considering all the kittens me and my friend murdered the summer when we were both 13--or was it 14--years old. Seriously, that's all we did. We watched porn...all summer long. I can't say nothing happened. And then he stole my clothes. Thanks for the memories, James!