Such is the subtitle of the new kid's book, "Shamoo".
This fantastic story tells the tale of a cow who goes exploring one day and decides that the ocean is a good a place as any to start. Shamoo, the cow, comes in contact with a giant whale, and the two hit it off from the start. I would tell you more, but I don't want to ruin the story for all you potential readers out there.
My partner in crime, Erin, and I have pondered long and hard about creating our own kid's book based on similar circumstances. We're going to call it "Shampoo", and it will be about the adventures of a bottle of Pert Plus and one's poo. Random House is already offering us an advance on the book!