I Now Fully Endorse A Mandatory Aptitude-Qualifying Exam In Order To Vote

Between two passengers (A and B) on my bus ride home:

A: "Do you like President Obama?"
B: "He's okay."
A. "Yeah...he's okay. He's got his two girls and wife. They smile a lot. That's why I voted for him...because he smiles a lot. It's important to smile...but you don't want to overdo it.

I cringed knowing that this person has the ability to vote. And then I died a little inside.