Freeway Park Needs To Change Its Name

Here are some suggestions that might be more apropos of itself:

"Underachievers Park".
"Drum-Circle Park".
"We-Only-Wear-Black-Clothes-In-80-Degree-Weather Park".
"Sleep-On-A-Bench Park".
"Bugs-In-Your-Face Park".
"We've-Got-Frickin'-Waterfalls! Park".
"We're-Twenty-Two-Years-Old-And-We've-Never-Worked-A-Day-In-Our-Lives-But-
"We-Find-Ourselves-Responsible-Enough-To-Care-For-A-Living-Breathing-Animal-Can-
"You-Please-Spare-Some-Change? Park".