Conversation At Work Today Prompted By Lady Gaga's Kermit The Frog Outfit

Between me and a coworker:

JB - "If I were a Muppet, I would totally bang Kermit (the Frog)."
KL - "So you'd be miss piggy..."
JB - "Um...what are you trying to say?"
KL - "Just that Miss Piggy was his lover."
JB - "Oh...right."

Photo of LG's outfit here (via Towleroad).