Oh, the Things One Finds at Half Price Books

This seems like a joke (and maybe it is), but it's still funny nonetheless. I was at Half Price Books earlier--selling books, not buying them--and I came across a folded up note on top of some books in the True Crime section. It was a checklist of things; some were crossed out, others were not. The italics are mine.

Tonight:

Dinner
Clean House <---First Time.
Shower <---Really?

Friday:

Straighten House <---Second Time.
Shower <---Oh, come on!
Gas
Work
Ashley Present? <---Give...
Work
Ashley <---...and you shall receive.

Saturday:

Laundry
Clean House <---Rockstar!
Pack:

• Movie
• Condoms
  
• Books
• Games
  
• Candles
• Tampons <---Fail.
  

Store:

• Candles
• Wine?
• Breakfasts (Snacks?)
• P-towels
• G-bags
• Tampons <---Double fail.
  

Drop Henry
Work