Here's how my conversation with Robin Williams should have played out:
"Hi, there!"(Note: Money would have been given, and change returned, but I didn't feel it important to necessarily include that in the dialogue. Get over it.)
"Just these for you today?"
"You know, I must say that your performance in Dead Poets Society was absolutely amazing."
"Well, thank you very much. I appreciate that."
"You are very welcome. And thank you!"
"Have a good day now."
"You too, Mr. Williams!"
Now, here's how my conversation actually played out:
"Hi!"My coworkers all had the same response when I told them what happened: "PATCH ADAMS?! ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?! WHAT ABOUT (insert any number of good Robin Williams movies, or any number of awful Robin Williams movies)?!
"I LOVED YOU IN PATCH ADAMS!"
"Oh, well, thank you."
"Have a good one."